Speaking of blow

I’m in a NYC emergency room on Halloween 2001. In a foggy state of consciousness, I hear the following:

Nurse on phone: Sir, you found what? On a what?

Silence

Nurse on phone: Um, I don’t think the white substance on the rolled up dollar bill is anthrax, sir.

True story. G-d I miss NYC.

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