My couch is here. I’m assuming it’s the couch because it’s an enormous box that could – if assembled – be a large piece of furniture. I was going to shamelessly bribe the delivery guy to bring it upstairs, but he came alone, and the box was so big that payoff wasn’t even an option.
So I am still sitting on the floor. My couch is now sitting in the lobby. And the dubious honor of home delivery defaults to the signif and his friend. Lucky them.
Random: I couldn’t find a good image online so you get cat in a box instead.