It takes a lot to turn me off a reality show. Especially The Real World. Because it’s the grandfather of most reality crap these days, I am inclined to afford it certain liberties. But this season is just painful. It’s like casting passed out in a sorority house and picked the first four girls it saw when it came to. The guys are equally homogeneous. Oh wait, I’m sorry. One has an accent. There’s a lot of inane talk about “girl code” and “right and wrong” and most of it takes place in the 2 hours the cast is not wasted out of their minds. In my unofficial expert opinion, the show’s not only jumped the shark. It’s leapfrogged the animal, been chewed into tiny little pieces, and then spit back out again for being just that tough to swallow.