Pie in the Sky


We saw a commercial last night for Ready-to-Eat Cheesecake Filling.

According to the ad, you’re supposed to scoop the goop into a readymade pie crust and serve by the slice.

Wanna bet no one’s making pie? It’s ready-to-eat. Who’s not grabbing a spoon or a box of graham crackers and going to town? We’re the people who eat raw cookie dough because baking the suckers takes too much energy. You give us pie in a tub, I’m guessing we’re not taking the time to dress it up.

But it’s a nice gesture to assume otherwise.

Happy Monday.

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