My signif is convinced we get special treatment because the restaurant recognizes our orders by now, AND he’s befriended the delivery guy. He says it’s not just that they’re fast but that they go out of their way to get to us first. All I know for sure is said friendship produces a ridiculous number of free sodas with every meal.
And even though we live on the edge of their delivery zone, we get our food in 16 minutes. 16. I’m not even sure how that works.