My loved ones know by now I am a lousy gift-giver.
Oh, you get it. And when you get it, you get it good. But there’s a standard delivery delay between event and receipt. And it’s more 4-6 months than 4-6 weeks.
It’s not that I don’t care. It’s that I care too much. I search for the perfect gift, and it invariably takes too long.
Anyway, I’ve started this year’s holiday hunt online just to get a sense of what I might buy. And while there’s no one on my list who needs these (or the USB pole dancer shown above for that matter), it’s fun to share the silly stuff I come across along the way.
Speaking of ridiculous and holidays, my signif and I bought what we thought was a wreath this weekend. Turned out to be a garland. So we improvised: