“You’re Soaking In It”

Forgive me if you’ve heard this one before, but there is a restaurant in Virginia that serves dinner rolls dipped in butter accompanied by two scoops of whipped butter on the side.

Who picks up a sopping roll and proclaims, “You know what this needs? More butter!”?

UPDATE: My signif has informed me that I am required to disclose that I ate one.

Put a Little Glove in Your Heart

A couple of days ago, I wrote about seeing a small girl’s mitten on the side of my running route. Someone else must have been fascinated by it too because yesterday, that mitten was perched on top of a column at the end of a footbridge. It’d been stretched out over the pillar like a rubber glove. From a distance, it looked like a hat. But as I jogged closer, I noticed it was my mystery mitten.


Anyway, Happy December.

And go here for the book above. It’s about all the stuff you can do with one mitten. Cute website.