Ever find a random crumb somewhere in your home and spend an inordinate amount of time trying to remember where it could have come from?
Happened this morning. There was a small beige clue on the carpet near the cat’s bowl. On first glance, I assumed it was a piece of her food. Sometimes she gets bored and opts to “eat out” – flinging a crunchy or two out onto the floor instead of consuming them straight from the plate.
But on further investigation, I discovered said nugget had sprinkles which led me to believe it was in fact a Pepperidge Farm cookie. Remnant of a Ginger Man to be exact.
I confronted my signif, and he folded like a cheap lawn chair.