Husband or Bust

Miss Lindsay emails this week’s “Seriously Florida, WTF?” declining housing market edition:

Home For Sale Includes Wife

PALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. — A struggling single parent and real estate agent is trying to sell her house and find a husband.

She’s auctioning off both her home and herself in a package deal on eBay and, NewsChannel5’s sister station WPTV reported.

Single parent Deven Traboscia has been divorced for eight years. She had hoped to be remarried by now, so she is turning to the Internet for help.

In the ad, Traboscia writes, “If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale, then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet, send in your application right now.”

She goes on to say that her four-bedroom, 2,000-square-foot home, that will be included in the deal, has “neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile.”

Traboscia said she has already been contacted by one man in Italy, who is arranging a trip to South Florida to visit her.

Her eBay auction ends July 2 and asks for a starting bid of 99 cents with a shipping cost of $500,000. The auction has not yet received any bids.

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