Made for Me

Ever see a product on TV and think, “That was totally made for me?” I’m not talking about the late night “Hmmm…that looks kind of interesting. Maybe I do need a Chia Hip-hop ab Bedazzler.” I’m talking about the one product that could alter the very core of your being.

I think I found that this morning. If this thing works, my plant-killing days may be over forever.

2 thoughts on “Made for Me”

  1. If I pay for it, care for it — water it, fertilize it, get it its recommended amount of sun, etc — and it dies, it was a “plant.”

    If I kill it — dig it and its roots up, spray Roundup on it, etc — and it grows back, it’s a “weed.”

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