Born To Ship

I’m officially an Internet shopping failure.

I don’t like to buy clothes (or shoes or jewelry or anything else wearable, actually), and I despise the mall. So you’d think the online routine would be right up my alley. But nope. I totally suck at it.

I can’t guesstimate size, and I’m a horrible judge of texture, fabric, and fit.

I don’t know the rule on how many times you’re allowed to order and return before the online shopping g-ds revoke your e-tail privileges, but I am pretty sure I’ve reached and surpassed the threshold.

And it would be utterly depressing, really, if my lack of “anything to wear” weren’t actually becoming an excellent excuse to just live in jeans.

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