Having A Ball

A fun write this morning from Seth Stevenson over at Slate:

I think I might be able to Segway straight through the checkpoint, but I’m stopped short when a Secret Service agent steps into my path and halts my forward progress, sticking his massive, barrel chest in front of my handlebars. He says nothing, appraising me with cold eyes. I suddenly realize I am dressed entirely in black, wearing a ski mask, and attempting to barge a Segway through a Secret Service blockade.

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