Actual email exchange. Names omitted to protect the not-so-innocent.
After seeing a photo from my Saturday night dinner at a friend’s in the ‘burbs:
Guy Friend 1: “Just think – someday 20 years from now you’ll be able to come over for dinner with my and (Guy Friend 2)’s wives…”
Guy Friend 2: “Lol. And to think – those future wives are likely in high school, right now!”
Me: “At the rate I’m going, my future husband is still trying to ‘make it work’ with his first wife.”
*sigh*
Will you marry me?