This is kind of funny. Match lets you see who’s viewed you, and this profile just popped up in my list:
I like to have big funky time at disco with my girlfiend and drink the gin. I am hairly like ape and like my women to be as well. If you can also bring your mom on our date that is good. I want to see what you will look like when you are old.
He’s allegedly 5’5” and has no photo so I’m assuming it’s a joke.