You know what’s even more absurd than the fact that this totally made-up story got any traction whatsoever?
The fact that you’ve got to read four paragraphs in before Yahoo! News admits it’s bullsh*t.
Talk about burying the lede.
If the media wants to be taken seriously, it needs a better doorman. This crap is like the annoying overserved guy in line at midnight. When he throws up outside (and that’s exactly what these fabrications are – desperate right wing vomit), you don’t let him in.